and I don't know where I am goin' to.
Bacon suit, bacon tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every girl crazy 'bout a pork dressed man.
Ahhh yea ladies, that's right, the Bacon Scented, Bacon Print tuxedo for your man.
Link to Archie McPhee.com - where you can buy this beautiful tux for only $99.95 + s/h
This works two ways, no doubt. You look good in this swine based formal wear, you feel good due to to your look and scent.
Hypothetical situation. You're single, invited to a wedding, and rather than take your sister you go without your "plus one." Flyin solo. That's not so bad. You've seen "Wedding Crashers" before and you knowww how to roll. Throw on this pork tailored tuxedo and you'll be fighting the chicks off with sticks. You'll be livin the dream man.
You don't believe me?
Oh ye of little faith. Let me present this slight bit of evidence to prove to you that hot girls love guys that love bacon. It logically works both ways. If a hot girl, as shown in the below video uses bacon to attract her prey, why would bacon not attract her? Kaboom!
Bacon Suit Up!
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