Showing posts with label Bacon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bacon. Show all posts

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Suit up!

Clean Shirt, New Shoes
and I don't know where I am goin' to.
Bacon suit, bacon tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every girl crazy 'bout a pork dressed man.


Ahhh yea ladies, that's right, the Bacon Scented, Bacon Print tuxedo for your man.
Link to Archie McPhee.com - where you can buy this beautiful tux for only $99.95 + s/h


This works two ways, no doubt. You look good in this swine based formal wear, you feel good due to to your look and scent.

Hypothetical situation. You're single, invited to a wedding, and rather than take your sister you go without your "plus one." Flyin solo. That's not so bad. You've seen "Wedding Crashers" before and you knowww how to roll. Throw on this pork tailored tuxedo and you'll be fighting the chicks off with sticks. You'll be livin the dream man.

You don't believe me?

Oh ye of little faith. Let me present this slight bit of evidence to prove to you that hot girls love guys that love bacon. It logically works both ways. If a hot girl, as shown in the below video uses bacon to attract her prey, why would bacon not attract her? Kaboom!

Bacon Suit Up!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Bacon Mushrooms

Bacon Mushrooms - I think I am going to try this very soon.

1 container of fresh mushrooms (you decide large or small container)
1/2 bottle of Worcestershire sauce
2 tablespoons of garlic (we love garlic so we use a lot)
1 package of bacon

Mix the ingredients together in a gallon sized Ziploc bag and refrigerate. We usually do this the night before, however, they are still good with just marinating an hour or so.

Cut the bacon in half. Wrap each mushroom with the bacon and put on skewers. Place on a 350-degree grill for 30 to 45 min. until bacon is fully cooked. (Time depends on the grill. We have a Treager smoker and it takes longer than a regular grill.)

Enjoy!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Strange Bacon Products

Bacon Pops, Bacon Spray, Bacon Martini, Bacon Ice Cream....

Need I continue.

This is an interesting slide show I found displaying some very strange and yet delightful sounding products.

Enjoy!

linky to story

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Even Metalheads Love Bacon


"BACON VERY IMPORTANT THAT BACON BE AVAILABLE AT EVERY MEAL AND DURING DAY" --Metallica


This salty request was so important to the Bay Area metalheads that it was repeated three times in their rider. Yes folks, this means that at every venue Metallica performs, they want bacon ready and waiting for them before, during and after their performances!

Link to Story

Clearly Metallica is worthy of our "Celebs for Bacon of the Week" award for their clear dedication to the salty fatty product that we all love...BACON!


~JM

Monday, May 5, 2008

Brand New Blog!

Welcome Bacon Fans-

I'm working on getting the first set of posts up with everything related to the world of bacon. Check back often, because bacon is always big news.

- Danny