Raise your hand if you like The Office. OK now raise your hand if you hate waking up. No need to raise your hand if you like bacon, because you're already here. Well thanks to BT tipstah ThatsWhatISaid we have found the greatest Michael Scott invention since Mike's Cereal Shack.
Oh I know. I am shocked too. In fact I may have gasped out loud.
So let's go over the pros and cons of a large wooden box with a pig's face and a clock that will allow you to wake up to the smell and sound of fresh crackling bacon.
I would say that the pros were just named right there. You get to wake up to maybe the best smell given to us by whatever deity looks like a pig. Then after you smell it , you get to eat the byproducts. It's like one of those cars that expels water, except porkier. I would also consider the fact that it has a pig face a pro, it's kind of cute don't lie.
Alright cons. First of all you have to put frozen, and at some point raw, pork next to your bed at room temperature while you sleep. This just screams bad idea. Also you have something sitting on your dresser that can get hot enough to cook bacon! I picture an easy bacon oven on steroids. Also having a pig stare at you all night with the time on it's forehead, kind of creepy.
Verdict: If it will actually cook bacon, and not just give you trichinosis, then by all means find me a retailer who sells it. I'm counting on YOU tipsters.
-Danny
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