Could it be. . . . love?

I can almost assume that you've heard of the website fmylife.com. I, like the rest of humanity born without hearts, love reveling in the suffering and pain of others. Lo and Behold while I was on today chuckling to myself, I found this little snippit.

"Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon."FML

I don't know these people, but I am going to induct this guy into the bacontally hall of fame, which I just created. Also let's just assume his girlfriend had bad breath and is probably ugly. At least uglier than shrimp wrapped in bacon.

-Danny